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Доступ к информационному ресурсу ограничен на основании Федерального закона от 27 июля 2006 г. For most people, this time of year means loving family get-togethers, gaily-wrapped presents, colorful trees, a feeling of goodwill towards all. For some of us, however, it can mean only one thing: Drunken, criminal Santas! In the good old days, no Yuletide celebration was complete without the follow-up toxicology report. Suspicion fell on the green candies decorating the Christmas tree. They were later found to contain Scheele’s green, an arsenic-based substance that was a popular coloring agent of the era.
This is what happens when you have your wedding on Christmas Day. Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus, and he’s got a rap sheet longer than a football field. These people, all dressed in Santa Claus outfits, were rowdy and kept arguing and fighting between themselves even when we locked them up. Santa Claus is coming to town, and he’s going to beat the crap out of you. Santa had been arrested for fighting. Fists began to fly, with St.
Nick getting the worst of it, losing most of his hair and all his beard. Two policemen came along and arrested them both. Before Santa visits you this year, hide the silverware. In Paris, Santa was arrested for burglary. In his sack, contrary to the normal procedure, he was hiding a present for himself: a pearl necklace belonging to a marquise.
It seems the marquise’s small son gave the necklace to the red-suited visitor, in the hope of ingratiating himself with Santa. Yes, kids, let this be a lesson to you: Santa is open to bribes. Kids, all the loot Santa brings you every Christmas is hot merchandise. It turned out these goodies came not from the North Pole, but from an unlocked automobile. Yet another Kris Kringle bumped into a policeman as he came out of a store with an armful of toys. When he’s not robbing us blind, Santa also likes to get wasted on cheap booze and talk to clocks.